So... imagine this: I come back from the gym, all sweaty and exhausted, only to find this tiny intruder sneaking around my place. Can you believe the nerve? I mean, I'm towering over him in my sweaty socks and beat-up vans, so I decided to have a little fun.

I start teasing him, threatening to squish him with my sweaty feet in my shoes, and then my white cotton socks and show him just how easily I could crush him. And let me tell you, he's trembling lol. But I'm not done yet. I kick off my shoes and start tormenting him with my bare, sweaty soles, giving him a real up-close view of my foot sweat, the curves of my arches, and the tough texture of my heels. He's practically gagging from the stench - almost passed away from the smell!

In the end, I figure it might be amusing to keep him around as a little plaything, so I toss him into one of my socks for the night. Let's see if he learns his lesson.

Shot using a canon g7x mark iii. 3rd person footage. MP4.

Fear my giant sweaty feet - Lalo Cortez

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